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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    As Iv'e mentioned here before (I don't expect that anyone would remember( I leave the TV on with news while I work - and there's this commercial for a cologne called 'Gravity' or 'Gravite' where they blindfold women while a handsome guy walks around them and they sniff the cologne, and they all want him back.

    Okay, so what if they put that cologne on this guy?
    [​IMG]
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      That commercial is sexy AF! But yeah this dude is NOT turning any heads! Lol. Great post! Might end with vomiting?
       
      paulavettbrothers, Nov 26, 2024
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    2. lottapicklejuss
      So you’re judging him on his shape then? Neither of you are a fucking oil painting. People in glass houses….
       
      lottapicklejuss, Nov 30, 2024
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    3. paulavettbrothers
      Yes I am. If you’re not? Fine,I’m 5’10” and 175 at 64. I’m sure you’d love to fuck him.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Dec 1, 2024
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    4. lottapicklejuss
      I’d rather fuck your grans wrinkled corpse, not into guys. Each to their own tho :thumbsup:
       
      lottapicklejuss, Dec 1, 2024
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  2. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I was wondering why it was so quiet, and then remembered all the Americans are off stuffing birds and their faces :biggrin:
     
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    1. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Be careful and hold on tight. Our suction might reduce enough to let Canada float away.
       
      WantSumCandyLittleGirl, Nov 28, 2024
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    2. paulavettbrothers
      Mmmmmm, it was so damn good! And a great day with family.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Nov 28, 2024
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  3. joy0093

    joy0093 Sex Machine

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    1. paulavettbrothers
      Great movie!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Nov 28, 2024
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  4. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    Do I stay in and watch Yellowstone or hit the bars tonight?
     
    1. Dearelliot
      Just home from daughters, passed our favorite bar..closed!
       
      Dearelliot, Nov 29, 2024
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    2. paulavettbrothers
      There are 2 in town that are open.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Nov 29, 2024
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    3. paulavettbrothers
      Thank goodness for Rey’s!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Nov 29, 2024
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  5. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Server maintenance and the threads closed for further replies. How the fuck am I supposed to joke around and bust his balls if we can’t reply to his thread :mad:

    You know they’ll fuck something up :oops:
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      You’ll find a way Jack, you always do.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Nov 30, 2024
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  6. joy0093

    joy0093 Sex Machine

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  7. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    I really thought I had binge watched every episode of Yellowstone but as I re watch them the last 2 days, I’ve either missed A LOT or a was drinking too much and forgot the? Both are possible?
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      And it happened again today! WTF!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Dec 1, 2024
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  8. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My work bestie saw one of the bracelets I made and was gushing over it so I’m going to make one for her for Christmas. The problem is I need silver components that I usually order from a supplier who mails them to me. But with the postal strike that won’t work.

    I am really pissed off at postal workers right now.
     
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    2. Cherrypop
      Yes I realize that. And I am usually sympathetic. But this is the second time they have gone on strike at Christmas. I’ve had to shut my online shop down during my busiest season because I can’t ship anything. It’s the small business owners that are affected the most. And no kid’s sending their lists to Santa. And no packages from family. And on and on.
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 1, 2024
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    3. paulavettbrothers
      I get it. We visited New Orleans many years ago, there was a bus strike at the time. Seriously screwed up our plans. They do it to inflict hardship?
       
      paulavettbrothers, Dec 1, 2024
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    4. Cherrypop
      I’m not sure if they went on strike now because that’s when their contract ended or if it’s to force a quick resolution, but it’s causing chaos. Charity fundraisers that raise most of their donations at Christmas are being impacted too. I can’t believe they’re not considered an essential service.

      And when they finally do go back to work, everything is going to be so backlogged that it will take weeks to catch up.

      My work is also in chaos because so many elderly and vulnerable people rely on the post for everything. They don’t have access to computers or sometimes even phones. It’s like we are being held hostage.
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 1, 2024
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    5. paulavettbrothers
      Unions are mostly a liberal agenda. In the US conservatives have on occasion been opposed strikes and have been criticized and ridiculed for their hatred of workers. Canada is extremely more liberal than the US. I guess I’m surprised that Canadians would push back against such things?
       
      paulavettbrothers, Dec 1, 2024
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    6. Cherrypop
      Push back against what things? Strikes?
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 1, 2024
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  9. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I have to admit to getting hungry for dinner earlier than usual lately. I don't know why that is? Normally I like to eat later in the day.

    Next thing you know I'll be looking for the blue plate special at 4:00pm. :woot::hilarious::coffee:
     
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    1. deegenerate
      One day last week the chef got confused about the time and called me down to dinner at 4:00! lol
      I haven't let him live that one down yet. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
       
      deegenerate, Dec 1, 2024
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    2. submissively speaking
      That's perfect; I'll just blame chef confusion. :D
       
      submissively speaking, Dec 1, 2024
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    3. tenguy
      We always went to dinner after 8PM or served dinner after 7PM. Now that we live in Florida, when ever we go out with friends, we never leave after 4:30, in order to get seated by 5PM, I think I’m becoming a blue hair.
       
      tenguy, Dec 1, 2024
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    4. submissively speaking
      I rarely eat before 7:00 or 7:30, but this past week I'm starting to think about what I'm going to eat at 5:00 or so. Very strange.
       
      submissively speaking, Dec 1, 2024
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    5. paulavettbrothers
      Did the time change confuse the chef……oh wait, no time change there?
       
      paulavettbrothers, Dec 1, 2024
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  10. joy0093

    joy0093 Sex Machine

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  11. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Huh.
    There's a town in Texas named "Turkey". Really.
    And a Pilgrim, Michigan.
    And a Cranberry, Pennsylvania.

    Why?
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      Presumably. One hopes that they’ve a huge supply of antibacterial cleanser, too.
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 30, 2024
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    3. lottapicklejuss
      Quick lick and it’ll be good to go, the odd sore throat is not gonna kill you.
       
      lottapicklejuss, Nov 30, 2024
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    4. submissively speaking
      [​IMG]
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 30, 2024
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    5. shootersa
      Shooter checks into the wholesale market for dildos and freight costs to Newfoundland.

      Well BOOGER!!
      There's actually a sex toys shop right there in Newfoundland!
      Sex Toys St. John's – Thorn & Feather

      They'll even sell you a Vulcan wienie!
      [​IMG]
       
      shootersa, Dec 1, 2024
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    6. lottapicklejuss
      And yet they share one, psychopaths.
       
      lottapicklejuss, Dec 1, 2024
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  12. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    I watched Road House for the first time a few days ago. I had never seen it before. No idea why? It was pretty good, not Braveheart good but entertaining.,it was basically Walking Tall and Braveheart was basically The Patriot.
     
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    1. lottapicklejuss
      The old one I’m guessing, the new one is fucking terrible.
       
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    2. paulavettbrothers
      Oh yeah, the Patrick Swayze version.
       
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  13. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    It'd be cool if males were allowed to experiment with bisexuality or be bi and it was equally as accepted as when women did it.

    It seems like female bisexuality has been fetishized and made more trendy, while males are seen as being less "manly" for the same thing. You're generally not seen as less "womanly" for fooling around with another woman. Never mind the large amount of bi or gay males with traditionally "masculine" occupations and/or interests such as soldiers, athletes, mechanics, etc.

    I was merely asking questions to a "content creator" on reddit once, considering paying for "custom content" later. Because she said she was into "everything", I simply asked if that included strap-on type stuff, and I get the feeling she was weirded out as I was ignored ever since. I'm not going to draw conclusions, but it wouldn't shock me if I was just being labeled weird for having a few tastes that were not "conventional" or trendy.
     
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    2. Sweetpassion
      Right, it’s actually quite hypocritical!

      That’s a question worth asking? I mean for the ones that find anal stimulation to be a “gay thing”.
      The thing is most people’s rules are based on what their own views are. People follow their own rules and beliefs.
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 7, 2024
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  14. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I unsubscribed from four websites this morning
    I was being peppered with advertisements & promotions 2-3 times a day from each company.
    Enough already.
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Every so often I unsubscribe from a bunch. Idk why even subscribed in the first place honestly.
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 4, 2024
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    2. paulavettbrothers
      When I try to unsubscribe it usually doesn’t work. They keep coming.
       
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  15. Slutton_for_punishment

    Slutton_for_punishment Porn Star

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    Think I’m gonna get fricked up tonight! Lol

    I’ve been to too many funerals this past month and if I don’t go out and distract myself I will lose it!!
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      It's a lot to process, for sure.
       
      submissively speaking, Dec 3, 2024
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    2. Cherrypop
      I haven’t had to go to a funeral for a few years thank God, but for about 2 years I was going to them every other month it seemed. I get physically sick at them. Like puking my guts out after. I just dread them.

      Sorry you had one today. Hugs.
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 4, 2024
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    3. paulavettbrothers
      So sorry to hear this. Hope you feel better soon. I should have gone to one Saturday but I didn’t. Now I’m feeling guilty.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Dec 4, 2024
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    4. Slutton_for_punishment
      These comments were so nice to wake up to. Warmed my heart on this cold morning:happy:
       
      Slutton_for_punishment, Dec 4, 2024
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    5. paulavettbrothers
      We all go through loss. It impacts us all a little differently and I’ve said for years that there is no right or wrong way to get through it.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Dec 5, 2024
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  16. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I’m at the point where I nap after work. I may as well start eating dinner at 4 pm and wearing house slippers.
     
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  17. Rotty696

    Rotty696 Sex Machine

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    With a backside like yours, you would have no problem pulling that off
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      I could totally rock house slippers :D
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 4, 2024
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  18. lottapicklejuss

    lottapicklejuss Porn Star

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    1. StanleyOG
      Because I didn't know it was him, so he can't aaaaaaaaaand he's gone
       
      StanleyOG, Dec 7, 2024
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  19. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Literally half my thoughts are random! :p
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Hahaha! Mine too!
       
      deegenerate, Dec 4, 2024
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