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  1. King331

    King331 Porn Star

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    Run! Rabbit run
    Dig that hole,get the sun
    When at last the work is done
    Further down it's time to dig
    Another one
     
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      You run and you run
      To catch up with the sun
       
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  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I was working in the lab late one night
    When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
    For my monster from his slab began to rise
    And suddenly to my surprise

    (He did the Mash)
    He did the Monster Mash
    (The Monster Mash)
    It was a graveyard smash
    (He did the Mash)
    It caught on in a flash
    (He did the Mash)
    He did the Monster Mash
     
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      From my laboratory in the castle east
      To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
      The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
      To get a jolt from my electrodes
       
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  3. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    If you're thinkin' you're too cool to boogie
    Boy oh boy have I got news for you
    Everybody here tonight must boogie
    Let me tell ya, you are no exception to the rule
    Get on up, on the floor
    'Cause we're gonna boogie oogie oogie
    'Till you just can't boogie no more
    Ah boogie, boogie no more
    You can't boogie no more
    Ah boogie, boogie no more
    Listen to the music...

    —A Taste of Honey, 1978
    Get? Boogie Oogie Oogie as in the Boogie Man


     
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  4. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    And song from the "ZOMBIES" -1968 (get it?)

    It's the time of the season
    When love runs high
    And this time, give it to me easy
    And let me try with pleasured hands
    To take you in the sun to (promised lands)
    To show you every one
    It's the time of the season for loving

    What's your name?
    Who's your daddy?
    (He rich) Is he rich like me?
    Has he taken, any time (any time)
    (To show) to show you what you need to live
    Tell it to me slowly (tell me what)
    I really want to know

    It's the time of the season for loving...
     
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  5. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I put a spell on you
    And now @deegenerate you're mine.
    You can't stop the things I do.
    I ain't lyyyyyin'.

    It's been 300 years
    Right down to the day,
    Now the prick is back
    And there's hell to pay.

    I put a spell on you @deegenerate
    And now you're miiiiiine!

    Hello, Salem! My name's Jack Mine, what's yours?

    I put a spell on you
    And now you're gone. (gone gone gone so long!)
    My wiener fell on you
    And it was strong. (so strong so strong so strong)

    Your wretched little life
    Has been cursed,
    'cause all my stupid shit has finally worked
    I'm the worst!

    I put a spell on you @deegenerate
    And now you're mine!

    [Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!]

    ​
     
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  6. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Hot tub! Ha! Da!
    Ah-full of water!
    I say hot tub! Ha!
    Day! Ba! Very, very hot... Very hot! Da!
    Hot tub! Gonna get ya hot-a!
    Gonna make ya sweat! Hey! Say!
    Hot tub! Rub a dub in the hot tub!
    Rub a dub with me!

    Should I get in the hot tub?
    (Yeah!)
    Will it make me sweat?
    (Yeah!)
    Should I get in the hot tub?
    (Yeah!)
    Will it make me wet?
    (Yeah!)
    Well, well, well...

    Hot tub! Ah!
    Get in!
    Gonna get in the water!
    Gonna make me sweat! Ah!
    Here I go in the hot tub!

    [​IMG]
     
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      Rubber duckie you're the one
      You make bath time lots of fun
      Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you
       
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  7. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    They did the mash, they did the monster mash, the monster mash, it was a graveyard smash, the monster mash, it caught on in a flash, they did the monster mash...
     
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  8. King331

    King331 Porn Star

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    Listen Dr. Slumber, I just can't bear
    To have another one of those crazy nightmares
    And all of a sudden she turned around and stared at me in that old nightgown
    With a plastic smile, showing all her teeth was that ugly female Juanita the beast!
     
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  9. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    So fresh so clean like a Kumbia King. But that's alright my diamonds chine. Got everything in my roosters name. Don't speak English. What did he said.
     
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  10. Dnkydck45

    Dnkydck45 Sex Lover

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    The best post all day!! You of course delivered well and on time! @Degenerate
     
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  11. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    She was a-seaside sittin'
    Just a-smokin' and a-drinkin' on ringside
    On top of the world, oh yeah
    She had her drink in her hand
    She had her toes in the sand and whoa! Ha, ha
    On top of this girl, ah yeah

    What a sweet talkin' honey with a little bit o' money
    She turn your head around
    Creature from the sea with the looks to me
    Like she like to fool around

    What a snappy little mammy gonna keep a pappy happy
    And accompany me, to the ends of the earth, ah yeah
    Ah, that's why I said

    Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
    All I need is to get on top of this girl
    Ah yeah, on top of this girl

    Woo, come here, honey
    Come here, come here, come here

    Well, I'm a bum in the sun and I'm havin' fun
    And I know you know I got no special plans (Special plans)
    All the bills are paid, I got it made in the shade
    An' all I n-n-need is the woman, ha ha ha (Understand)

    What a sweet talkin' honey with a little bit o' money
    She turn your head around
    A creature from the sea with the looks to me
    Like she like to fool around

    Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
    All I need is to get on top of this girl
    Ah yeah, on top of this girl

    ;)
     
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      I'm sitting on top of the world,
      I'm rolling along,
      I'm rolling along.
      I'm quitting the blues of the world,
      Just singing a song,
      Just singing a song.

      Glory hallelujah, i just phoned the parson,
      Hey, par, get ready to call.'
      Just like humpty dumpty,
      I'm going to fall.

      I'm sitting on top of the world,
      Just rolling along,
      Just rolling along.'

      —1925
       
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      Such a feelin's comin' over me
      There is wonder in 'most every thing I see
      Not a cloud in the sky, got the sun in my eyes
      And I won't be surprised if it's a dream

      Everything I want the world to be
      Is now comin' true especially for me
      And the reason is clear, it's because you are here
      You're the nearest thing to heaven that I've seen

      I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
      And the only explanation I can find
      Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
      Your love's put me at the top of the world...


      —The Carpenters, 1973

       
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      On top of old smokey.
      On top of old smokey all covered with snow
      I lost my true lover for courting too slow ...


      —Traditional Folk Song 1951

       
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      On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese
      I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed
      It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor
      And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door

      — Tom Glazer, 1963
       
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  12. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    (a little late for Halloween but here it is)

    If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
    Why don't you go where fashion sits
    Puttin' on the Ritz
    Different types of wear all day coat pants
    With stripes and cut away coats for perfect fits
    Puttin' on the Ritz
    Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
    Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
    Super-duper
    Come lets mix where Rockerfellers
    Walk with sticks or umbrellas in their mits
    Puttin' on the Ritz

    puttin on the ritz young frankenstein
     
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    2. vincenzz
      Wild thing
      You make my heart sing
      You make everything groovy
      Wild thing
      Wild thing, I think I love you

      —The Troggs, 1966
       
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  13. King331

    King331 Porn Star

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    Turn up the radio
    Let em hear the song
    As we wander down the road
    They just playing with the radio
    La la la la la, la la la...
     
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      Someone found a letter you wrote me, on the radio
      And they told the world just how you felt
      It must have fallen out of a hole in your old brown overcoat
      They never said your name
      But I knew just who they meant.

      Whoa I was so surprised and shocked, and I wondered, too
      If by chance you heard it for yourself
      I never told a soul just how I've been feeling over you
      But they said it really loud, they said it on the air

      On the radio
      Whoa, oh, oh
      On the radio
      Whoa oh oh oh
      On the radio
      Whoa, oh, oh
      On the radio
      Whoa, oh, oh...

      —Donna Summer, 1980

       
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      Radio is a sound salvation
      Radio is cleaning up the nation
      They say you better listen to the voice of reason
      But they don't give you any choice 'cause they think that it's treason
      So you had better do as you are told
      You better listen to the radio
       
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  14. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So tell me why should it be true. That I get a kick out of you. Some get a kick from cocaine. I'm sure that if I took even one sniff that would bore me terrifically too. But I get a kick out of you
     
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      I love Blazing Saddles
       
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      ...Some like the perfume from Spain
      I'm sure that if I took even one sniff
      It would bore me terrifically too
      I do get a kick out of you...
       
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      Cleavon Little was a very funny man but I like Ella Fitzgerald's version
       
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  15. King331

    King331 Porn Star

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    With some over head lifters and 4 barrel carburetor
    Fuel injection, cut offs and chrome out the derriere
    A 4 speed on the floor we be headed out the door
    And they can't tell u shit
    Cuz you'll be getting lots of tit in Grease Lightning
     
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  16. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
    Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
    Then one day he was shooting for some food,
    And up through the ground come a bubbling crude
    (Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea) ...

    —1962
     
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  17. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    TOP 10 COUNTRY SONGS
    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.
    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
    5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
    And the #1 song is:
    IT'S HARD TO KISS THE LIPS AT NIGHT THAT CHEWED MY ASS ALL DAY.
     
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      Well you know I said I'd love you for all time. Well sometimes I just can't believe you're mine. But every now and then. I'm ready to say when. Oh baby I love you just leave me the fuck alone. I'm pretty sure that's a country song.
       
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  18. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    People all of the world
    People all of the world
    People all of the world
    People all of the world
    People all of the world
    People all of the world
    People all of the world
    People all of the world

    Let's get it on
    It’s time to get down
    Let's get it on
    It’s time to get down
    Let's get it on
    It’s time to get down
    Let's get it on

    It’s time to get down

    —Soul Train Theme, 1973

     
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  19. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Monkberry moon delight Monkberry moon delight
     
    1. vincenzz
      ...Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
      Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
      Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
      And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
      Sky rockets in flight
      Afternoon delight
      Afternoon delight
      Afternoon delight...

      —Starland Vocal Band, 1976


       
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  20. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    ...And I'm proud to be an American
    Where at least I know I'm free
    And I won't forget the men who died
    Who gave that right to me
    And I'd gladly stand up next to you
    And defend Her still today
    'Cause there ain't no doubt
    I love this land
    God Bless the U.S.A. ...

    — Lee Greenwood, 1984

     
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