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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Annoying: when the host of a show that's over in four minutes says they'll be back with 'much more'.

    No you won't!
     
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  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    When I finally run the dishwasher and it finishes and then I find another dirty dish
     
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  3. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Product reviews annoy the fuck out of me. They’re so inconsistent.

    For example, I’m looking at a new curling iron online, and the reviews say it’s super hot and holds the curl. It’s not hot enough and doesn’t hold the curl. And the next review is saying how shit it is, but it’s for the wrong product (a hair dryer) lol

    I see that all the time on Etsy. My friend got a 1 star review because the woman said the product was too small for what she needed, even though the measurements are stated very clearly. It’s her own damn fault for not checking the measurements before buying, but my friend takes the hit. Ok Karen. Good job on being an idiot.
     
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      I don't leave bad reviews often but I ordered a 36 inch iggle piggle for Xmas and when it came it was so tiny and not what was pictured.
      Luckily I had time to send it back and get what I wanted but I ripped into them in the review.
      Could have ruined a kids Xmas
       
      Dirty jedi, Dec 30, 2021
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  4. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Don’t do it. Don’t do it.
     
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  5. odi144

    odi144 Porn Star

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    Having a week off and having to catch up on my sleep
     
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      Funny.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 28, 2021
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      No seriously worked a ton of hours up til Christmas. Paychecks were awesome.
       
      odi144, Dec 28, 2021
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  6. UVmonkayX

    UVmonkayX Porn Star

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    How the xnxx community seems to be getting more and more up in each others faces even though we're all here for similar reasons and if you don't like something just ignore it? Your opinion and a fact are two different things, move on.

    (This is aimed at no one just a theme I'm seeing across all the forum pages).
     
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      Good luck with that.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 29, 2021
  7. Lady_Jennifer

    Lady_Jennifer Porn Star

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    When packages get delayed. I understand there are reasons, especially in this ongoing pandemic and with the holidays, but it's still annoying!
     
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      Yeh it's sat on a boat somewhere and awaiting customs to allow it through
      Not much I can do
       
      Dirty jedi, Dec 30, 2021
    3. Aqua Marine
      I've been waiting on a new inside panel for my car door since March of 2o21. Unloaded cargo is one of the reasons why it's taken so long. *sigh*
       
      Aqua Marine, Jan 1, 2022
  8. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Making more typos than usual this morning, and having to slow down to fix them is no fun. Wahhhhhhh!!!! :arghh:
     
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      You should file a complaint!

      :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
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  9. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    My foot falling asleep when I squat.
     
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      Don’t squat.
       
      tenguy, Dec 31, 2021
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  10. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.
     
  11. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    My husband's man cold.
     
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  12. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    You should go back and read some old threads. :hilarious:
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  13. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Jagged fingernails that you only find when you're putting on stockings.
     
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  14. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    Thieves. And this includes online hackers. Do some honest work, you lazy piece of cow shit.
     
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      and I probably should've put this in that other thread. Oh well
       
      ncsubcd6997, Jan 1, 2022
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      I used to be a hacker back in the 90's!!!
      And for supreme irony, was promptly hired by the DOD/NSA to teach them security against people like me, which was very common in those days.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jan 1, 2022
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      lol. Well, I guess your skills were useful. In retrospect, I should have stated malicious hackers. I've got zero love lost for people who do it just to get someone's bank info or rob them.
       
      ncsubcd6997, Jan 1, 2022
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      I hear you there...my struggle is not using those skills to hunt those people down and show them what a real professional can do :D
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jan 1, 2022
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  15. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    Tweakers that think they know you. When they live 1500 miles away and probably never been outside. Shoot your local meth dealer everyone!
     
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      All I have is Dyno Bites.. the generic brand of Cocoa Pebbles. Will that still work? Hahaha
       
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    3. justanotherslut
      Your rat poison isn’t really funny, their are people that are starting to smoke that shit now. Meth doesn’t do enough damage. WTF.
       
      justanotherslut, Jan 3, 2022
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      My care level for methheads is 0.
       
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    5. justanotherslut
      Mine too…but jeez would you think they would stop at battery acid?
       
      justanotherslut, Jan 4, 2022
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      You would think so. But that addiction is powerful.
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Jan 4, 2022
  16. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Public insults and private apologies
     
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      You had quite a few of those on here haven't you. hahhahahaha
       
      Braxton.B, Jan 3, 2022
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      Too much drama aimed at one nice person
      Jealousy is a shit emotion
       
      Dirty jedi, Jan 3, 2022
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  17. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    When I'm laying in bed expecting a fine breakfast in bed that was promised me after a 2 day marathon of vigorous sexcapades and all I end up with is a damn McCrap biscuit from McDonalds and cold coffee.
    Gee thanks @Cherrypop
     
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  18. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    Don't get me wrong. Health is the name of the game and I am not knocking someone doing well. But fellow diabetics who claim they have "reversed diabetes" simply because they can control it with diet alone. The fact that you HAVE to even have to make such choices to begin with shows that it's still there. You didn't "reverse" anything. Just stop. Stop saying that.
     
  19. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Finding out Instagram is not a fast weed delivery service.
     
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  20. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    Watching a yt channel called dap
    Dad's against predators
    They are a anti pedophile group who name and shame dodgy people
    Thing that annoyed me is the police will not act on any of the info given